i am actually not depressed. and i am certainly not a doughnut. but i looked at the subject page and everything was all gloomy and cemetary-like. i have been depressed. hoo baby. i have been so depressed i ate mayonnaise and chocolate sandwiches. i have been so depressed i wanted to date marie osmond. she is darling still, but c'mon. i couldn't keep up with mormon sex. my beloved peeps, i have done the math, and to have as many kids as they do means they are having sex in public places. that kills it for me right there. i am afraid of the sex face becoming public domain. i don't know what i look like when i ... um ... achieve the ultimate objective. but to keep my face from being compared to a tortured donkey, i will continue to pretend to have a private sex life. this was gonna be a longer post, but i ate too many carbs and now i want to sit like a tree frog and watch TV. toodles.