how the living crap am i supposed to be "friends" with someone i got too close to in the first place? no normal person would have intimacy during which they were saying... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-01 11:38:04
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   did you ever have a day when you just wanted to put your feet up, maybe watch a movie and develop the screaming munchies somehow, and generally avoid people? as if. my TV just... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-01 17:19:54
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   i am actually not depressed. and i am certainly not a doughnut. but i looked at the subject page and everything was all gloomy and cemetary-like. i have been depressed. hoo baby.... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-01 21:59:04
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   good day, ladies and yerklemen. welcome to the streets of my mind. the other day i shed close to a ton of weight ... i got out of my car. i think i shall call it babs. (big ass... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-02 09:45:37
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      i used to steal playboys from richard's news. they were back behind everything so people could look without being caught. but i would slide it up under my shirt. then i... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-02 22:19:21
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   because, dang it, i have always expected myself to be among the top of every group. sales. school. swimming. i lived with my minister and his family. as a teen in a thriving church,... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-03 21:38:46
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   the news lady just said you could read more about one of their stories in a magazine that i can't pronounce. and this, children, is why going to school teaches you nothing. what?... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-04 04:04:19
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   maybe it's just me, and believe me, it often IS just me, but i don't think you can actually go an entire day paying attention and come up with any other conclusion than: we have a... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-04 11:43:48
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   sometimes it is good to try a new color. like buyingblue stuff at the store. usually i come home with red stuff. so i decided to try blue stuff. noxema and nivea in the same trip... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-04 18:33:57
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   there is a great deal of panic to be derived from the fact that our country is being run by two families. one has a father who likes people who bomb us cuz they make him rich and a... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-05 10:42:01
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   i have my TV on waiting for my favorite cartoon, Jane and the Dragon. yes, i am from the woodstock generation. but i love this dragon. anyway, not the point ... the point is... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-06 12:38:45
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   like most people, my intention is to be a nice guy. well, to be accurate, half of people may be trying to be a nice gal. picky, picky. the thing is women are more evolved than... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-07 13:55:43
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Why I Am Not A Nudist 1) i want people to like me. 2) i like children and don't want them to be scared. 3) i like children and don't want them to be scarred. 4) women pay me to... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-07 16:45:49
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   i was rather stunned one day when a friend told me he thought dr. phil was a con artist. i dig dr. phil. but i saw what is going on this morning. there was a punk who kept calling his... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-08 10:10:09
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   i love singles' blurbs for dating services. "large hairy man seeks woman who isn't weird and might even be accused of making sense once or twice a week." hmmmm. cindy... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-10 07:30:15
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   it may shock you to know this, but i was not always beautiful and famous. yes, there was a time when i was downright homely. i was such a beautiful baby that angels came down and left... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-10 10:07:30
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   whenever the kids in the neighborhood find a half dead kitten in the field or over on the railroad tracks, they bring it to me. there is a slightly desperate knock on the door... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-10 16:01:45
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   some of my friends started a "crass club." the only thing i actually had in common with these folks was that we all needed to lose weight. i might one day tell you about... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-10 21:29:10
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   i have now had many years to acclimate myself to being single. it is so much more comfortable to live alone than to live with someone who doesn't like you. i have bitched and moaned... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-12 09:50:15
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   my dog is wandering around the house belching. it is a romantic evening here. bandit, the big cat, has decided to see how many things, living and dead, he can mount today. i smell... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-12 14:43:47
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have you ever written a long post and had the internet shut you down and lose the whole fricking thing? i just did. thank you for feeling my pain. i shall now go eat many comfort foods. Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-14 23:54:28
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   my uncle is going to be 80. i may make it to eighty, but i will probably be looking up at tree roots. toward the end of a life, having someone in your heart is critical to... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-15 09:51:22
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   i had a short but active love connection recently. she drove in from out of state, met my family, and broke up when she got back home. now, you may think that i am an idiot. i have... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-16 16:50:29
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has anybody except me noticed that now that cigarettes have labels and buff bodies on TV tell us the secret to being excessively healthy and labels tell us every ingredient in our food, the life... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-16 20:36:16
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   every day in America there are about a hundred billion "Christian" TV shows. every one has a talking somebody in the front talking about other talking somebodies on their... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-18 15:14:15
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why i like women: they are so dang fun to look at even tho they confuse the rainbow snot out of me, they are really nice to laugh with when women laugh, there is music in it... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-21 21:40:38
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why i like Taco Bell either the cows they use play in toxic waste or the spices they use are amazing wraps are easier to hold than... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-22 15:20:18
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  i have become more and more confused as a believer at the way we treat each other. we love people who are lovable. so far so good. obviously, we need not resist loving those who are... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-24 21:39:08
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it appears that the American auto makers are putting cars together that can't handle four full-figured men at once. specifically the report was that we flatten the tires when there are four of... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-26 07:55:34
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life as a fat guy, part two i was a dang tarzan.  people would say i was "big," and it was because i had many muscles. now i am big, and i have mini-muscles. dr.... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-26 19:15:09
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yes, you read it correctly. i have seen the trash bags full of a buttery colored goo that dr. oz brings to oprah's show. it is, according to him, fat. your skin must be really strong to have that... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-27 13:51:34
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working in the health food industry is quite odd. ancient women asked me how to beat yeast infections naturally. one old man said, "i have problems getting moisture into the last four inches... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-28 10:13:42
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   what? me lonely? puh-leez. i have four cats, three of which like me with cat fondness. which means, of course, that they like me when i look like a convenient scratch or a source for... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-29 11:37:03
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   just out of curiosity, how does one know they have lost their short-term memory? you can't exactly say you have lost your memory unless you remember that you had one. and if you... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-30 07:50:36
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when the approval level for iraq was still over 70%, the day after mr. w flew into the aircraft carrier in his flight jacket, i wrote a column that questioned why our kids were still there getting... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-30 17:03:28
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my son's boyhood friends stop by from time to time. one stopped by last night and went into extreme detail about the body of the young lady he had been quite familiar with the night before. there... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-30 22:07:45
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Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-31 12:43:19
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i love adolescence i ran the last stop cell block in my state's youth commission. maximum security. if they didn't make it with us, they went to the adult... Read More
Posted by: AllThingsBuck on 2007-10-31 20:53:35
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