Hey you gave me a good morning giggle because you act yourself when you speal through written words. You sound so cheery. Nice to see you up and adam:) I hope those women spoil you. Have a great day.

muah!

I hate it when my burning loins light my butt on fire.

i read by your butt-fire late at night

You gave me a smile this Friday morning! :). Glad to see you're feeling better! Now enjoy the rest of your day!

love you sweet lady!

You've inspired me, I believe I'll go hatless all day so the ladies can enjoy my patch work hair. I may even go barefooted to show off my short sock tan line.

i myself sport the "Steven-Wright-reverse-Mohawk."

nice post! thanks for giving me a smile while reading it!
old people also can look sexy actually. the main point is to be healthy and keep yourself fil!
have a good weekend!

i am as fit as anyone who had died three times and been married ... a lot. but i DO look pretty in my bonnett and booties

to close the sale ya gotta advertise.. just a hint.. printed directions off the internet is probably a turnoff..

I myself worship at the Church of Elvis in Portland, Oregon (Real Place!)

you are a sick, strange man, my brother. i'm thinkin' you and i will have our own cloud up there. like a sideshow at a fair or a kid's table at Thanksgiving.

Yeah! any fool with 2 legs can climb a mountain to see a guru.. we'll make the suckers fly! and we'll have the Water-Walkers private e-mail adresss...

LOL!....Hahaha Love it!

Don't forget your fertility necklace.

I have been waiting for "sexy" to come back! Woot woot!