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Attention, Homer Simpson. Wake up Homer !
Ah.. What???
You're fired !!!
Ehh what?
You're sleeping on the job.
How did you know I was sleeping?
We've been watching you on the surveilance camera
Camera... ODough !!!
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You know I always despised the laziness of the common worker. Then I realized that his spirit was willing but his flesh was weak. So I replaced the flash which is weak with steal which is strong.
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What corpse should we unearth, sir?
I don't know... I feel like a kid in a candy store... Hello, an open grave ! Smithers, get him out quickly ! The stench is overpowering.
Wait a minutes, sir, that's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Well, who is a model ... employee...
Wllleee.. Simpson will do just fine, sir!
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