Poorly guarded construction sites are a gold main

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I grudgingly accept you offer.

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Homer, Could we have a word with you?
No
I must of phrased that badly. My English is how you say.. inelegant. I meant to say "may we have a brief friendly chat?"
No
Once again I failed. We request the pleasure of your company for a free exchange of ideas
Noooooooo...
You been safety inspector for 2 years. What initiatives have you spearheaded in that time?
Ah... all of them.
I see... Then you must have some good ideas for the future as well...
I sure do !!!
Such as...
Welll.. I wish the candy machine wasn't so picky about taking beat-up dollar bills because a lot of workers really like candy.
We understand. After all we are from the land of chocolate!
Mmmm... a land of chocolate....

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The fish jumped right in the boat - all you gotta do is whack her with the oar !!!