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| My Tamagotchi, a Teenage Mom
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So I got a Tamagotchi for Christmas, see.
I named her Jinni, and she grew into a Teenager.
Then something dreadful happened.
First, there was this ugly SpiderFrog thing. Very creepy looking.
It was reading a book for awhile. I didn't like looking at it, so I put down my Tamagotchi for a bit.
When I looked again, there were fireworks on the screen.
My teenage Jinni just had a baby boy.
I'm not really sure if the SpiderFrog had anything to do with it.
But either way, this is a terrible example for the owners of said toy, since most of them are quite young.
Should this toy, a childs toy, be a teenage mother?
No! Duh.
Not helped by Brit's 16 year old sister being pregnant.
Heck, my own 16 year old sister just had a baby girl.
Welcome to America, folks.
So what can the politicians blame this on?
I really don't know.
Maybe the sex that is fucking everywhere?
Might have something to do with alcohol.
I mean, what can't we blame alcohol for?
Kids want to grow up as soon as possible now.
I saw these two young girls at the mall the other day.
No way they were older than nine.
They wore more make-up than a streetwalker.
And less clothes.
I blame Bratz dolls. [[Not really, its just another point I'd like to make.]]
There may have been a pregnant Barbie,
but at least she was married.
And Kelly dolls didn't wear thongs.
I swear, my neighbor has a baby Bratz doll thats wearing a thong.
Hello!
Doesn't anyone else see the problem here?
Sure ya do, if you're a parent.
Maybe even if you're not.
But you won't do anything about it.
Ah well.
Yellowstone, an asteroid, or a nuclear war will wipe us all out soon enough.
Maybe a new Ice Age.
But in the mean time, I'm going to contemplate how to spend the hundred or so dollars a month I'm making with my new paper route!
First thing, a Zune, since somebody stole my beloved Ipod from the girls locker room before Christmas. Worthless bitch.
Then I'll save up for a laptop.
Maybe I'll buy myself some clothes, since my mom is determined to dress me like a prep.
Oh, and fabric for my new sewing machine :)
A parting thought for you:
"Smile, all the fucking time. Even if you're pissed off or sad or whatever. Nice people will think you approachable, and those who try to make you miserable will be confused as hell."
My friend's take on a rather popular quote. lol
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Posted by A_SINGLE_TEARDROP on 2008-01-03 00:10:19 | Rating: | Views: 86
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You are so right
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Posted by gardenbeauty
on 2008-01-15 14:06:46
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