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A husband walks into Victoria ' s Secret to purchase a sheer lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price; the more it is sheer, the higher the price. He opts for the one that is most sheer, pays the $500 and takes the lingerie home. 

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It ' s so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won ' t put it on, I ' ll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow and keep the $500 refund for myself."

So she appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good Lord! You ' d think that for $500, they ' d at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

    Posted by 2rivers on 2007-11-25 16:14:11 | Rating: | Views: 77
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hahahahhahah !!!!!!! good one...
Posted by  Wayne  on 2007-11-25 16:21:53 
  
Honesty is sometimes not the best policy? or would that rank up there with stupidity?
Posted by  trevorjohn  on 2007-11-25 19:11:27 
  
LOL Nice one.
Posted by  scotslad60  on 2007-11-26 08:01:00 
  
I bet he is in the doghouse!!
Posted by  Forgetmeknot  on 2007-11-26 16:00:30 
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