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 No sex since 1955
I was at a party and overheard an old Army Major being quizzed by an attractive redhead.
"You look a bit tense Major, you should have a drink and relax"
"Don't drink, don't smoke" replied the Major.
"Ah", said the girl, "you didn't deny chasing women! Tell me Major, when was the last time you had sex?"
"1955" said the Major.
"You must be kidding, that was ages ago, how have you survived?" she asked.
  "Easy" said the Major, "after all it's only 21.15 now".
    Posted by 2rivers on 2007-11-02 16:02:58 | Rating: | Views: 82
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wow XD
that's all I can say, and I'll say it again-
wow XD
Posted by  MAK  on 2007-11-02 16:15:35 
  
thats very good
Posted by  flipmaster  on 2007-11-02 16:33:49 
  
excellent!
:-D
cheers!
Posted by  badlydrawnstickman  on 2007-11-02 20:07:05 
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