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A husband and wife were in bed together, quietly reading their books when she felt his hand rubbing her shoulder.
After a few moments his hand moved across her back to the other shoulder.
A few moments later she felt his hand slowly moving up her spine to her neck.
She: "Oh, that feels good."
His hand moved to her breast.
She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moved to her leg.
She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But he stopped.
She: "Why did you stop?"
He: "I found the remote."
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Posted by 2rivers on 2007-12-20 19:24:32 | Rating: | Views: 129
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this has made me smile at a time when i feel down
Thank you
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Posted by lostandalone
on 2007-12-20 19:28:19
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that's why i posted it friend, i am there too, and so are more of us - so check out my other terrible jokes - at least one other will make you smile!
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Posted by 2rivers
on 2007-12-20 19:51:33
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haha...sad maan! :)
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Posted by danger_zone
on 2007-12-20 20:34:55
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lmfao Glesga couple by any chance? :p
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Posted by scotslad60
on 2007-12-21 11:13:05
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i like your blog. i have been owned by a wolf if you want some stories and truth about wolves. liars have portrayed them as vicious hunters of humans. i can prove THAT is a lie, too. my tribe worshipped the wolf, and i can tell you how to let them approach you with no aggressive response. i am for real. see ya.
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Posted by AllThingsBuck
on 2007-12-21 18:20:34
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LostandAlone - read jokes every day - read mine and Waynes - if they don't make you laugh they will make you cry - either way good for emotional release!!!!
Danger_zone - welcome to the crazy world of my humour
Scotty - aye , lets face it whit else is there tae dae in the Drum on a Tuesday night?
Allthings buck - must visit you - sounds interesting.
Y'all keep laughing.
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Posted by 2rivers
on 2007-12-21 19:13:08
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Awww the poor woman!! lol
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Posted by Forgetmeknot
on 2007-12-22 10:28:24
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2rivers, it's sad because it's true!
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Posted by trevorjohn
on 2007-12-23 20:01:53
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TJ - I have always - always - refused to have a TV in the bedroom - this joke should never, ever be true....
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Posted by 2rivers
on 2007-12-24 13:35:16
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Hey...who said u could write my life story? =P
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Posted by Brokenhearted
on 2007-12-26 20:59:12
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