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I'm Flying to New York
A beautiful young blonde boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looks at the seat in economy and then looks into the forward cabin at the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one.
The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in economy. The blonde replies "I'm young, blonde and beautiful and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York ."
Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in economy. Again the blonde replies
"I'm young, blonde and beautiful and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York ."
The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde problem with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend and that he can take care of the problem.
He then goes back and briefly whispers something in the blonde's ear.
She immediately gets up, says "thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot and rushes back to her seat in the economy section.
The pilot and flight attendant, who were watching with rapt attention, together ask the co-pilot what he said to the woman. He replies "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to New York ."
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Posted by 2rivers on 2007-12-29 20:56:45 | Rating: | Views: 93
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asshole I am Blonde and i am not stupid it is not fucking funny
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Posted by amanda_girl
on 2007-12-29 20:59:51
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woaH! - who the xxx do you think you are calling me an asshole???? - hey I don't write them just forward them and if you have a problem then it is your problem - you want to cuss and call me an AH then go somewhere else - you didn't have to read it!
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Posted by 2rivers
on 2007-12-29 21:04:42
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Thanks Bombshell! - glad you don't have a paranoid problem! I get blonde jokes from a blonde with two doctorate degrees so I know there are smart ones! I'll look out more.
Have a good one.
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Posted by 2rivers
on 2007-12-29 21:19:28
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If you're going to be blond you have to expect jokes. I'm Italian and I expect to hear mafia jokes.
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Posted by HungryHeart
on 2007-12-30 01:27:39
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thanx HH - I am Scottish and I have heard them all about men in skirts etc - my oldest friend is Italian so I know what you mean too - we are good friends because we are both fiery and tempremental- 50% temper 50% mental- but it's all fun isn't it?
have a good one HH
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Posted by 2rivers
on 2007-12-30 06:20:06
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For BB and HH - what do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? - artificial intelligence.
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Posted by 2rivers
on 2007-12-30 06:21:53
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I liked it 2Rivers lol you have to just accept things when you're blonde, I do lol.
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Posted by Forgetmeknot
on 2007-12-30 11:46:05
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