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Wonerful Celtic pipe music by Davy Spillane

Posted by: 2rivers on 2008-01-01 21:26:39
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Joke - The Bathtub Test
The Bathtub Test

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
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Posted by: 2rivers on 2007-12-29 21:37:53
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Another blonde joke Explicit Content
Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute
blonde.

"I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a
conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk.&qu
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Posted by: 2rivers on 2007-12-29 21:30:03
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Fishing Joke
Why Fishin' Is Better Than Making Love

* When you go fishin' and you catch somethin,' that's good.
If you're making love and you catch somethin,' that's bad.

* Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither.
And don't want to know how many other fish...
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Posted by: 2rivers on 2007-12-29 21:26:55
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blonde joke
I'm Flying to New York
 
A beautiful young blonde boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looks at the seat in economy and then looks into the forward cabin at the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appear to be much larger and...
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Posted by: 2rivers on 2007-12-29 20:56:45
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The Frog
A young lady, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As
She looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs.
The sign says:

"Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! Comes with complete
Instructions."

The...
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Posted by: 2rivers on 2007-12-28 10:10:32
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Little girl story Explicit Content
 Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a  little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that makes you believe that we CAN make a difference when we give a child the gift of our
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Posted by: 2rivers on 2007-12-28 10:05:10
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Benazir Bhutto - her sacrifice.
Benazir Bhutto was murdered.
Benazir Bhutto was murdered because she was a symbol of hope for the people of Pakistan.
Benazir Bhotto was murdered because she vowed to carry on her father's work after his execution.
Benazir Bhutto at the age of 35, in 1988, became the...
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Posted by: 2rivers on 2007-12-28 09:27:08
Average Rating: | Views: 166 | # Comments: 4 | Tags: news   politics   world news   terrorism  

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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays - whatever you
To everyone but especially if you are on your own - especially if you feel lonely - and especially if you feel unloved - know that there are people out there, and in here, who think of you and send you good wishes for your well being and good health at this time. If you are going through...
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Posted by: 2rivers on 2007-12-24 23:10:01
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In Bed - and married.
A husband and wife were in bed together, quietly reading their books when she felt his hand rubbing her shoulder.

After a few moments his hand moved across her back to the other shoulder.

A few moments later she felt his hand slowly moving up her spine to her...
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Posted by: 2rivers on 2007-12-20 19:24:32
Average Rating: | Views: 118 | # Comments: 10 | Tags: humor  

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Joke that is definitely not p.c. - will offend! -
Subject: Alabama Vasectomy

An Alabama couple, both certified rednecks, had nine children.
They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed."
The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked
them what finally made them make the...
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Posted by: 2rivers on 2007-12-20 19:17:02
Average Rating: | Views: 95 | # Comments: 5 | Tags: humor   redneck humor  

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Sneezing!
A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.
The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed again,...
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Posted by: 2rivers on 2007-12-20 17:37:09
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T.G.I.F. v S.H.I.T.
T.G.I.F. vs S.H.I.T

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered,there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F." He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled, and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly. He again answered,...
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Posted by: 2rivers on 2007-12-20 17:34:53
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The Real Friend Test
REAL FRIEND TEST !

This is pretty GOOD

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps herself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'Pepsi drawer with her foot!)

A simple friend...
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Posted by: 2rivers on 2007-12-20 17:32:21
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Choosing a Wife
Choosing a wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to
see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy...
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Posted by: 2rivers on 2007-12-19 17:50:17
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Quick check for Alzheimer's
Quick Check for Alzheimer's : The following was developed as a mental age assessment by the 
School of Psychiatry at Harvard University . Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud
without a mistake. The average person over 40 years of age cannot do it! 
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Posted by: 2rivers on 2007-12-19 17:46:32
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I'm back - at last!

I have been off the pages for ages since my 'new blog entry' screen developed a fault but at last I cleared  it(ctrl+F5)  and I feel like I have just been released for a cell in cyberspace - I was able to log into forums but no individual blogs.  Now I know that only...

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Posted by: 2rivers on 2007-12-19 17:40:56
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Doing The Wrong Thing Explicit Content

Doing The Wrong Thing

An American soldier, serving in

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Posted by: 2rivers on 2007-12-09 19:11:14
Average Rating: | Views: 111 | # Comments: 11 | Tags: humor  

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British Hospitality

British Hospitality

An American tourist in London decides to skip his...

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Posted by: 2rivers on 2007-12-09 19:04:51
Average Rating: | Views: 75 | # Comments: 2 | Tags: humor  

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A Doctor's Opinion

A Doctor's Opinion

A Doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast.

The Doctor, clearly miffed, blurts to his wife, "You aren't...

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Posted by: 2rivers on 2007-12-09 19:02:30
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5.  The Frog (2007-12-28 10:10:32)  
6.  Little girl story (2007-12-28 10:05:10) Explicit Content  
7.  Benazir Bhutto - her sacrifice. (2007-12-28 09:27:08)  
8.  Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays - whatever you (2007-12-24 23:10:01)  
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